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Performed by Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, David Spade, Jennifer Lien, Andrew Leeds, Meghan Andrews, and Robert Smigel
[Silverware clicking] M1: "Can you pass the beats please?" F1: "Here you go" M1: "Thanks" Brad: "Hey Mom, guess what? I got invited to a party tonight! And I'm gonna go if that's ok with you." Mom: "NOOO!!" Brad: "Why not Mom?" F1: "Yeah, why mom? He should go." Brad: "It's gonna be fun. I'll get to meet new people..." Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!" Brad: "Oh mom..." Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!" F1: "Don't wory Brad."
F2: "Hey mom, I saw this great skirt at the mall today, but it was $34, which isn't that high of a price, but I was nervous to buy it. What do you think? Mom: "NOOO!!" F2: "Really? I really like it..." Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!" F2: "Oh mom, who is?" Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!" F2: "Mom, you're so paranoid." Mom: "NOOO!!"
M3: "Hey mom, I gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for Little League try-outs." Mom: "NOOO!!" M3: "Yeah, I have to be at the field at 9 o'clock..." Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!" M3: "Do you think you could drop me off there?..." Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!" M3: "How am I gonna get there?" Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!" M3: "I'll walk I guess." Mom: "NOOO!!"
Cindy: "Mom, can you pass the salad dressing?" Mom: "NOOO!!" Cindy: "Please?" Mom: "NOOO!!" Cindy: "Come on, mom." Mom: "NOOO!!" Brad: "I'll get it for you Cindy." Cindy: "Thanks Brad." Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!" Cindy: "Thanks for the tip, Ma." Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Brad: "Hey everyone, let's just go out for ice cream." Mom: "NOOO!!" Brad: "Why are we eating inside? It's a beautiful night. We need to get out more." Mom: "NOOO!!" Cindy: "Mother, Brad is right." Mom: "NOOO!!" Cindy: "We should go out, it'll be fun." Mom: "NOOO!!" Cindy: "Come on, let's go, I could go for some Maple Walnut." Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!" M3: "Yeah, we haven't gone out together in a long time." Mom: "NOOO!!" Cindy: "You wanna come Dave?" Mom: "NOOO!!" Dave: "No, I'll hang out with mom." M1: "You sure?" Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!" Dave: "Yeah, go without me." M3: "All right, see you guys later." Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Dave: "How are you, mom? Great meal tonight. Sure is... You sure know how to cook! Boy, oh boy, you're quite a lady. Say mom, uhm, can I go canoeing next weekend with my friend Barry?" Mom: "NOOO!!" Dave: "Please?" Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!" Dave: "Mom, you're over reacting!" Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!" Dave: "Why are you so overprotective!?" Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!" Dave: "Mom! I'm going to the ice cream place! You're just so set in your ways it drives me crazy!" [Bangs on the table, gets up] Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!" [Screen door closes] Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at him!"
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Anastacia : One day in your life
I know
That's just the way it goes
And you ain't right for sure
You turned your back on love
For the last time
It won't take much longer now
Time makes me stronger well
And there's nothin' more to say
One day in your life
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Said love will remind you
How could you leave it all behind
One day in your life
Is gonna find you
With the tears you let me cry
And baby I'm stronger than before
I gotta lay it on the line
Baby one day in your life
My -
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love
Did ya think I'd break down and cry
This thing we had
It meant the world to me
Guess I was blind
It won't take much longer now
See time makes me stronger well
And I know you'll be comin'
Round someday
One day ....
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